Trying to steal my thunder
On Friday, I was having a craving for something sweet, so Mr. Blogger said he'd pick something up on the way home. He returned with the following from the bakery section of our local Albertsons:
1. An entire apple-boysenberry pie
2. A dozen oatmeal raisin cookies
3. A pack of NINE chocolate cupcakes with white frosting
4. A raspberry coffee cake
With the exception of a few cookies and a cupcake, he has eaten almost the entire list. And he's a twig...so you may join in the jealousy.
Saturday, he was sitting at the computer and was suddenly overwhelmed with the need to lie down. He ended up taking a three hour nap.
And Sunday he kept claiming he was hot, yet cold, and was feeling just generally icky. So we took his temperature. He's not sick.
I think he may be pregnant.
posted by Brooke at 1:07 PM
8 Comments:
When I was pregnant with my son my husband launched into some sob-story about his sore back. It lasted days. I told him until he had a 7+ pounder jumping on his tailbone, he'd better stick to pouring himself a nice cup of shutthefuckup.
Maybe he's having empathy pains for the ones you're not? That could be a good sign right?! He's taking it on FOR you woman! Omg, clone that man. ;)
I don't know where he gets the ability to consume such quantities and stay thin! Not from me, certainly! >>:-(
I hope he's not sickening for something! That's the way my knock-out illness over the New Year started. Let's hope it is just pregnancy! ;-D
That's so unfair! He gets the 4 best parts of pregnancy without the 127 bad parts. Oh but then he doesn't get the ambrosia, aka Milkshake from Heaven, after pushing a bowling ball out his vagina.
I've got two babes, but I'd have another kid in a heartbeat to get that milkshake again. ;)
I'm kidding, but really, that euphoric feeling after the pushing is all done and the baby pops out. Doesn't compare to anything.
Ooh, he does sound pregnant. Does this mean you could end up with twins? ;-)
His claim to fame rests with the consumption of what is referred to on the menu as the "Breakfast For Six" (plus extras!) he single-handedly ate at the local deli. I always point this out to the people I'm with whenever I'm there. It never fails to impress.
Why didn't anybody tell me about the milkshake??? There's a milkshake???? Oh, now I want to get pregnant more than EVER!!!
WOW! That could be worth a whole ton of money if he has the baby as well. Skinny men who eat like horses, pfffttt....
I did not get a mildskake, I got a 'Momma Drink' and it was heaven! I also ordered dinner, before the babies were out. Food never tasted so GOOD!
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